January 2011
20 posts
The thing about losing everything…is that…well…you now have nothing to lose.
H8 Cliches
Ha! The only White guy in my Asian film class is eating sushi….
…
with chopsticks.
Racism?
OK, I don’t mean to be racist…but I’m currently in my Asian Film Class, and the room smells like egg rolls…
1/11/11
Today is 1/11/11.
Pretty cool, huh?
However, it would be more awesome if it was 9/11/11/11 because it would then commemorate the day our nation was attacked.
Damn Google
Every time I look up “Northwestern Blackboard” on Google, it always offers me “Northwestern Blackface”…
Saferide Nostalgia...
Northwestern is freakin’ expensive. That’s why I like to use as many of their free services as possible. My head is feeling a bit warm? I take a trip down to Searle to get free medical attention. Have to head to Fisk in the snow? Sike…there’s an Intercampus Shuttle stop right near my apartment. However, the service I exploit the most-and all of my friends know this-is...
“Where my dawgs at, Randy
Get off my Dick bitch, Andy”
– Nicki Minaj
American could face coldest January in 25 years... →
Noooo!!!!
This weather is sum bullshit…
Sassy?
Today in CWMP, our professor asked us to describe each person’s writing style.
Much to my surprise, my writing-according to my classmates- is sassy, ironic, and marketable.
Do people agree with this?!?!
First Day of Class
Today was the first day of classes for winter quarter, and it was pretty chill. I woke up at 8, went to the gym (and ran off all those pharmies!), and went to class.
The class I had today is called “American Directors of the 1990s” so we’re basically learning about Wes/Paul Thomas Anderson, Sofia Coppola, Alexander Payne, and David Finch, who we analyzed today. It’s...
1/2/10
Bad friends are like bad protagonists; they are passive, heartless, and refuse to change at the end…
1/1/11
Finally! The clusterfuck that was 2010 is now over!
I had a pretty quiet New Years Eve. I’m still on medication and my mouth still hurts so I couldn’t really drink or go out. Plus, I’m heading back to school tomorrow so I still had a lot of stuff to do.
Last night, I saw “Little Fockers” with Melody at City Walk. The movie has a 10% approval rating from Rotten...
December 2010
24 posts
12/29/10
Today’s not going very well…
This morning I woke up at 6am and I felt groggy as hell. I haven’t been up this early since…well, I don’t even remember. Maybe it’s because of the medication I’m on. But I’m only taking antibiotics and anti-flammatory shit. Whatever it is, I started this day off tired and shaky.
My mouth is fucking killing me. My wisdom...
“Couple wet wipes in case a bum try to touch me…Ew…”
– Nicki Minaj
Deny Everything!
Is it weird that I enjoy calling up insurance companies to see if they cover fire disasters?
Probably.
As you m’fuckers know, I’m producing Sam’s senior directing project, “Deny Everything” and we’re well into pre-production. I haven’t produced a film since last Winter, and I guess I miss it. Today, I sent food donation letters to 60 restaurants and I...
Sprouts at Jimmy John's Contaminated!! →
Damn! No more Beach Club for me…
It's still raining...
So a friend of mine just read my blog…and I don’t know if I can say he was “upset” by my previous post, but he definitely…um…I guess you can say was “worried” about the things I was saying, and how it might be interpreted by other people.
I started this blog with the goal of gaining more confidence in my writing, as well as myself. Like I’ve...
Overheard Convo at "Due Date"
On screen (Zach Galifianakis)- “Dad, you’re the only father I ever knew.”
Idiot sitting behind me- “Haha that’s funny because obviously he’s the only father he ever knew!”
Like the great Sarah Silverman would say, “It’s not funny if you have to explain it.”
Rolling Stone's Best Singles of 2010 →
Rolling Stone just released its list of the top 50 singles of 2010. I have to say, my list and theirs’ is pretty consistant.
I’m glad that Ke$ha’s “We R Who We R” kicked off the list at #50. Haters be damned, this single is insanely catchy, and definitely one of her best. So what if the lyrics don’t make sense, and her vocals are autotuned to death? The melody...
